And So The Lion Fell In Love With The Lamb

Eftersom allt och alla hittar på nya rkten om New Moon hela tiden har MTV hittat på några egna, totalt urlöjliga, men skitroliga "rykten" om NM.

Twilighters were up in arms when they heard the rumor that Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song were in contention for the role of Leah Clearwater. They all cried, "No Disney stars ... EVER!" Vanessa is still hoping to nab the coveted role as Jacob's fiesty frenemy, but as of now, it looks like neither will be playing the part (hooray!). Twilighters got to breathe easy for about 2.5 seconds until another actor or actress was rumored to be the next Leah, Jane or Aro.

There were some reports that seemed too nutty to be true. If you thought the whole Hudgens/Song rumor was crazy, just brace yourself. Have you heard any of these?

Lindsay Lohan wants to be in "New Moon"! Hilary Duff is clamoring to be a part of the second installment of the "Twilight" saga! "Lord of the Rings" star Sir Ian McKellan as Aro! "Harry Potter" wizard Alan Rickman as a member of the Volturi!

None of the rumors above can beat the mother of all rumors: Madonna is going to be in "New Moon"!

Mickey Rourke is replacing Billie Burke as Charlie. Why? Because Mickey Rourke is awesome.

Earlier this week the news broke that Governor Schwarzenegger was taking time off to do a film. Could this be a cover for a "New Moon" role? TOTALLY.

There will be a new character named Stewart, Edward's long-lost brother. Stewart will have equally awesome hair and will be played by Zac Efron.

Brad Pitt's old man version of Benjamin Button is going to play Aro.

Daniel Radcliffe is going to replace Jackson Rathbone as Jasper. He'll have his wizard stick handy in case Voldemort pops up to kill Edward.