If Twilight was 10 times shorter and 100 times more honest
Det är säkert många av er som redan har läst den, men den är så rolig att jag måste skriva om den. Det är någon, som förmodligen fullkomligt avskyr Twilight som skrivit en förkortad verison och lagt till blider från filmen. Det är nog meningen att den ska vara negativ, men den är skitrolig. Några citat ur
"Once upon a time, there lived an enchanting girl named Stephanie Meyer, er I mean Kristen Stewart. She was so awesome that her awesomeness couldn't be contained in Arizona, so she moved to Washington to stay with her father, who was totally lame and not cool."
"Hey, your eyes are changing color from gorgeous to ultragorgeous. What's going on?"
"Hmm. The only way I will believe you is if you carry me up a mountain using special effects from the 70s." (Tyvärr måste jag faktiskt hålla med här..)
"That's right everyone, this whole movie is a two-hour-long setup for a joke about the Pacific Northwest."
"Welcome to our ridiculously expensive home. I'm the father figure of this family because I'm the one who turned them all into vampires. There's something disturbing about the idea that I've only turned teenagers into vampires, but let's ignore that."
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"Once upon a time, there lived an enchanting girl named Stephanie Meyer, er I mean Kristen Stewart. She was so awesome that her awesomeness couldn't be contained in Arizona, so she moved to Washington to stay with her father, who was totally lame and not cool."
"Hey, your eyes are changing color from gorgeous to ultragorgeous. What's going on?"
"Hmm. The only way I will believe you is if you carry me up a mountain using special effects from the 70s." (Tyvärr måste jag faktiskt hålla med här..)
"That's right everyone, this whole movie is a two-hour-long setup for a joke about the Pacific Northwest."
"Welcome to our ridiculously expensive home. I'm the father figure of this family because I'm the one who turned them all into vampires. There's something disturbing about the idea that I've only turned teenagers into vampires, but let's ignore that."
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Postat av: linnea
Haha skit bra!
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